In some ways, it's difficult to believe this is the same
director who gave us an ill-advised minstrel show along with
a Ku Klux Klan gangbang in Thermonuclear Sex. But what
the hey…
Now that Patrick Collins has gotten a certain amount of
concessionary schlock out of his system, one can only imagine
what's next on the agenda for Buttwoman Tiffany Mynx after
some of the sexual insanity that prevails in Buttwoman
'97. Every scene (re-enforced with great locations)
appears to be a guaranteed pre-nom in one category or
another. Mynx's butt can't look much better, the girl-girl
matchups couldn't get any oilier, sphincters won't gape any
wider and Tom Byron's nuts might not get any wrinklier.
What to do. What to do. It's a dilemma which Collins, as
Roscoe Bowltree, faces in this video as thin pretext for his
new Buttwoman concept.
A serious putdown from former spouse Tianna (you really
didn't expect a cameo, did you?) finds Roscoe commissioning
Mynx to secure a new Buttwoman by sparing no expense. Tiffany
scrunches her face as though she were a character in an
ill-fated NBC sitcom and sets out to prove that she's the
able-bodied replacement. Armed with a vidcam and a certain
amount of chutzpah required of an ill-fated NBC sitcom
character, Mynx is as much a buttinski as a buttwoman.
Consequently, Tom Byron tells Tiffany to fuck off while
Taren Steele spanks him on one end and jerks him off at the
other. What starts off as an amusing sideshow escapade
develops into a (sorry) thermonuclear ass fuck as
Byron divvies his attention between Taren's butthole and less
explicit activity involving Minx's ass. Resilient devil that
she is, Tif also manages to toe fuck Steele in the middle of
the body pile-up.
And who says adult video doesn't address relevant social
issues? When Minx catches Coral Sands pissing in a lake,
environmentalist Tif considers punishment in terms of a
fourway that also brings Sands' pals Tnoisha Mills and
Raylene to the bargaining table. Like the three cackling
witches in "Macbeth", Sands and company converge on Mynx's
asshole with an exchange of howitzer-sized objects, finding
every available orifice in creation. Think of four of the
most beautiful bodies one could ever possibly match up in a
scene, and you've got it right here.
From lake to ocean, Minx's search also takes her to the
beach where she discovers Chloe secretly masturbating to
surfers Kyle Stone and J.J. Michaels. Okay, so it's not
Fabian and Tab Hunter, but what develops is a blistering ass
fuck with Stone hanging ten in Chloe's banzai pipechute.
Mila's also back with her Louis Armstrong impressions (see
Caught from Behind 25), this time as Mynx and Michael
Hurt converge on her asshole. Suggesting a maneuver that begs
to be tried out at the Sears garden dept., Hurt buttfucks
Mila as though she were a human lawn mower.
The finale in Roscoe's office starts off pleasant and
unassuming enough. Hayley-Jane Russell and Donna Warner are
in to chitchat. However, playful spanking nad ass groping
soon opens the doors to a free-for-all hen Julian St. Jox,
Monique and, finally, Tif with her camera converge on the
scene.
Roscoe steals away during the hellsfire showdown. Probably
to meditate on his sins of Thermonuclear Sex.
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