Ass Class-Kink School: A Guide To Anal Play
Severe Sex’s Kink School is back in session with its third course Kink School: A Guide To Anal Play, directed by real life husband/wife team Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway. This instructional flick guides viewers who are new to all things ass on their backdoor journey, led by industry veterans Mistress Aiden Starr, Amber Rayne, and Lily Cade. The lessons start with the very basics of hygiene and safety and work towards the goal of partnered (boy/girl and girl/girl) penetration with a penis or strap on. I love the Severe brand and always get excited when one of their movies makes its way to my desk; their kink and BDSM movies balance sexual intensity with a level of glee and humor that lets viewers know that this is a company led by people who truly love what they’re doing. I was especially excited when I found out that I’d be reviewing their Guide to Anal Play; I love my butt and other people’s butts, but (butt) I’m still a bit of an anal novice, so I was eager to learn some tips and tricks from the lovely pervos at Severe Sex. Let’s get started!
The first half of A Guide To Anal Play are the truly education part and deals with hygiene, safety, communication, and just how to start working your way towards anal sex in general. Lessons are led by Aiden Starr, Amber Rayne, and Lily Cade, with assistance from cute as a button bi guy Eli Hunter and kinky girl crush Lotus Lain. Scenes one and two are the must-sees of this movie; viewers can pick and choose what other scenes to watch based on their own needs and interests. Scene one primarily deals with hygiene; Starr and Hunter discuss why and how to clean out the receiver’s asshole with different enema kits, as well as how to shoot lube into the ass with a lube shooter. There’s no real demonstration here, just a show and tell with different tools. The second scene features Rayne giving a run down of different kinds of anal safe toys, including plugs, dildos, and beads, as well as a lesson in strap on harnesses and lubes. She also discusses how to use toys to stretch and train the asshole for taking something cock sized. Rayne strikes me as a total nerd for anal sex; she knows a ton and her lesson is punctuated by nervous giggles, as though she gets how ridiculous sex advice can sound. She’s really endearing, and I’m pretty sad to learn that she recently announced her retirement from porn.
Scene three has Starr incorporating a strap on into her lessons with Hunter, and featured one of the best lines I’ve ever heard in porn: “There’s no reason to be a bitch if you’re about to fuck someone in the ass. You’ve already scored, your life is perfect because you’re about to fuck someone in the ass.” I’m kind of in love with Hunter’s asshole; it’s so cute and tight and has the perfect amount of hair on it, and I don’t care if the internet knows that I have a thing for hairy man ass. I love Starr’s femdom style, but it’s really refreshing to see her fucking someone in a softer, more intimate fashion. Watch this scene if you’re looking to incorporate girl on guy strap-on anal sex into your relationship.
Scene four brings back Rayne to be topped by Hunter, and Rayne begins by retreading much of the information from the first lessons; hygiene, stretching, lube, etc. These two don’t have much chemistry together to start out with; the scene is very matter of fact, with Rayne narrating the steps taken to getting Hunter’s cock in her ass. But (butt!) once she’s getting fucked, her professorly mannerisms melted away in anal euphoria. Don’t watch this scene to get off, as it doesn’t end with any orgasms, but just to get another lesson on how to get started with boy on girl anal sex.
Scene five is the girl/girl anal play demo with porn’s gold star lesbian Lily Cade with assistance from Lotus Lain. While this is a strictly lesbian scene, it may still be useful for hetero couples, as Cade does offer another woman’s perspective on the female body, and offers some information that Rayne neglects to mention, such as not going from the anus to the vagina. Cade warms up Lain’s ass and pussy with fingers and lube before inserting a purple butt plug.
The second half the A Guide To Anal Play brings the previous lessons together for some truly porno scenes of anal sex. If you intend to masturbate, this is where you’re going to want to do that.
Scene six brings Hunter and Rayne together for some seriously hot boy/girl anal, where they take turns topping each other for nearly forty minutes. Hunter’s up first, and gets pegged by Rayne with a realistic silicone dildo strapped into a custom leather harness. Rayne seriously knows how to wield that thing, and she dirty talks the whole way through. When it’s her turn to get fucked, she leaves her cock strapped on for a while which made for some fun gender bending hotness. Amber Rayne is like a butt fucking wizard. Anyone who says that the ladies in porno don’t like anal sex needs to watch this scene, and if they still don’t think that porno butt fucking can be awesome, well… then they don’t deserve to get their butts touched, ever. Rayne is in crazy ecstasy all through this scene and has multiple orgasms. 10/10, would watch again.
Next up, Lily Cade and Lotus Lain return for some sexy lesbian butt fucking. Cade tops, wielding a realistic silicone cock strapped into an awesome leather corset backed harness that she wears under her jeans. They start slowly, with Cade warming up Lain’s ass with fingers and lube before slipping a moderately sized butt plug. Cade fucked Lain’s pussy before they trade the butt plug for the cock, and it’s clear that Cade is another strap expert. Cade loses the strap on about ¾’s of the way through and the scene becomes less about anal and more about just regular, toyless lesbian sex with some rimming and ass fingering thrown in. At first I was a little disappointed by this development until I realized that this is pretty realistic; for more couples, a sex session isn’t going to be all about one thing or another, but rather a full spectrum of pleasurable acts.
Scene seven stars Aiden Starr doing what she does best: dominating, humiliating, and fucking the shit out of a loser sissy slave boy. Ciccle Cixx must be punished for making a mess out of Starr’s lingerie and for getting an erection without his Mistress’ permission, leading to nearly forty minutes of awesome femdom action, including chastity, CBT, face and ass fucking, and Aiden Starr’s brutal brand of humiliating dirty talk. “Are you afraid that I’m gonna fuck you like a stupid man? Is that it? Well fortunately for everyone I’m not a stupid man.” YASS QUEEN! While the previous scenes downplayed the obvious potential for power play in girl/boy strap-on anal sex, this scene cranks it up to eleven. For any fan of Starr or femdom in general, this scene is a must see.
In scene eight, director Jimmy Broadway is joined by brunette MILF Leena Sky for some sweet, romantically kinky husband/wife strap on anal sex in the kitchen. This is a great scene for couples who want to bring some pegging into their relationship, but who aren’t sure how to do it without the BDSM power play aspect. Instead, it seems that Sky is simply a loving wife who gets off on giving her partner pleasure, even if it’s in an unconventional way.
Unfortunately, the final scene, starring Broadway and cute blonde Allie James is the weakest. James dommes Broadway by riding the strap on that he wears above his real cock, which is locked up in chastity. It’s not that it’s a bad scene (it’s actually pretty hot,) it’s just that it doesn’t have anything to do with anal play and is instead all about the strap on. It feels like the movie lost sight of what the goal was educating viewers on anal play, not strap ons. This scene would have been better suited to serving as a DVD bonus or appearing in another movie entirely.
All in all, I think that Kink School: A Guide To Anal Play is an excellent primer for anal sex. The biggest issue that I take with it is that it is very much focused on penetrative, partnered anal sex as an end goal, and neglects to really explore everything that can happen in between. Going by the title of this movie, I expected to see more play that involved simpler acts like rimming, incorporating the ass into solo masturbation, prostate massage, or anal fingering in conjunction with oral sex, prostate toys, or any of the other awesome things that you can do with your butt. If you’re not interested in or ready for anal sex/pegging, but are still interested in exploring the ass, then this movie might not be for you. Despite all that, I would still definitely recommend Kink School: A Guide To Anal Play to anyone, kinky or vanilla, who is looking to incorporate pegging (sensual or BDSM style) or anal sex into their sex life. Even if you’re already a seasoned pro at butt fucking, the second half of the movie has some seriously hot scene that are worth watching just for the jerk off material. I will watch just about anything that Severe Sex and Severe Society does, and they still haven’t let me down. This lesson passes with flying colors!
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