Screwing Wall Street: The Arrangement Finders IPO: An Adult Movie Review
With it being tax season, I’ve got one other thing on my mind besides sex – money, of course! Porn’s power-couple Manuel Ferrara and Kayden Kross must’ve known these two elements go well together when they directed and produced Screwing Wall Street: The Arrangement Finders’ IPO. Starring Veronica Vain in her very first movie, the stunning starlet plays a role not too far from her life before porn – Veronica is Wall Street’s sexiest up-and-coming stock broker (before porn, Veronica really did work on Wall Street!). This gorgeous brunette has a promising career ahead of her – besides her rockin’ body, she proves she’s really got some acting chops in this movie. Let’s go ahead and get to the sex, shall we?
When Veronica’s demanding boss, played by the always-lovely Stoya, gets a little insider information on a company (Arrangement Finders, a dating site) whose stock is about to soar. Stoya decides to send Veronica out to find some buyers. Veronica enters high-powered exec Manuel Ferrara’s office only to be met by his secretary – a fun little cameo played by Penny Pax. After a little persistence on Veronica’s part, she gets inside Manuel’s office and the dialogue between the two is a little weird. I didn’t totally understand what the hell was going on plot-wise (could’ve been Manuel’s sexy French accent), but who really cares when two gorgeous people are about to fuck for your viewing pleasure? And fuck they do – Manuel’s signature jack-hammer style is almost too much for Veronica to handle. Maybe Manuel can sense this; he slows things down a little in this scene, alternating between some great hair-pulling/spanking action and some sensuous hand-holding/slow-grinding. I hate to say this right out the gate, but this might be my favorite scene.
Next on Veronica’s mission to the top, she has to act as a “mole” and get inside the company she’s looking to get information on. Luckily for her, the top executive at Arrangement Finders is a pussy-hungry freak! The gorgeous Kayden Kross comes out of retirement for this scene as Arrangement Finders’ nympho exec. Once Veronica enters Kayden’s field of vision it’s game over, and Veronica finds herself mixing business with pleasure once again. After a couple of drinks, the liquid courage leads to some super-hot lesbian sex, complete with Kayden shoving Pyrex dildos in both of Veronica’s holes! I skipped over the little dance sequence at the end of this scene, but from what I can tell Veronica’s got moves.
With all the inside information Veronica’s been compiling, it’s time for her to report back to her boss. The incomparable Stoya plays a really convincing bitchy businesswoman, and once Veronica shares what she’s found out about Arrangement Finders, Veronica has Stoya believing it’s a good time to sell her stock. Turns out it’s all a well-played ruse, and the stock is plummeting by the second. As soon as Stoya finds out she’s been played, Veronica has some explaining to do. Stoya isn’t having any of it. She pulls out her impressive strap on and says what could be my all-time favorite line in porn, “I’m out of cigarettes, suck my dick.” Not one to disappoint the boss, Veronica gets down on her knees and begins blowing Stoya, but Stoya’s still pissed. Well, what better way to make your boss happy than by eating her pussy? With Stoya bent over beautifully in front of her, Veronica saves her job by diving in face-first! After some seriously hot, vigorous girl-on-girl action complete with some hard scissoring, Veronica threatens a sexual-assault lawsuit in order to keep her position intact. Veronica’s playing the game, and well.
The last scene features Mick Blue as Veronica’s legal advisor (I think?). At this point I’m all hot and bothered from the awesome sex in the previous scenes, and the plot is getting less and less important. All I know is that Veronica is going to end up getting fucked by this guy, and it’s going to be hot. Starting out by face-fucking her against a wall, Mick Blue whispers some inaudible sexy shit throughout the whole scene, which I love. The on-screen chemistry is really palpable here, and Mick doesn’t spare Veronica any stroke – he’s really giving it his all here. But wait! After the super-messy facial Mick gives her, it turns out this entire scene was a fantasy made up in Veronica’s mind! Way to get all Wizard of Oz on me there!
The real takeaway here is that while we never know if Veronica makes it to the top of Wall Street, she’s at least been on top of all of Wall Street’s major players! And that’s what really counts, right? The sex is awesome, the plot is pretty unique, and we get to see Kayden Kross fucking onscreen again! Yay!
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