Tao-Massage: The Tender Touch

Maybe it's watching all those people shovel their walks while I sip my morning coffee that's given me all kinds of knotty muscles or maybe it's my general lack of love for shame and repression but when I stumbled across "Tao-Massage: The Tender Touch" I knew what I'd be reviewing today. Promising to banish the concept of shame from sensual massages that culminate in orgasm with the added bonus of being in the tantric category (come on who hasn't fantasized about four hour whole body orgasms from time to time) it wasn't hard for "Tao-Massage: The Tender Touch" to draw me in.

Things start off with a little exchange between the masseur and the recipient. It's all couched in muted tones, with a male narrator explaining everything in a mysterious whisper. I have to admit that at the very beginning the atmosphere and seriously serious tone of everything inspired a little nervous giggling on my part - which quickly segwayed into me relaxing as I listened to the narrators scarily soothing voice. I have to say this movie does a remarkable job of making me feel like I'm in a really great massage parlor except for the hands on goodness that is.

That said, this isn't a deep tissue kind of massage, it's slow, sensual and calming in totally different ways. Everything from the way the blanket is moved, removed is practiced, nuanced and looks super awesome to enjoy. Warm reassuring pressure from steady hands and gentle movements, that tease and relax at the same time. Seriously I've heard a lot of talk about how to be sensual with the application of various lubricants but never been as impressed to see it action as when this masseuse applies it to the recipient's legs.

The model looks both relaxed and comfortable not exactly what I'd expected from a sensual massage (yes oil spattered girls wrestling each other's slick bodies did flash through my mind) but it definitely fits with the very serious teaching tone of the film over all, I actually feel like I should be taking careful notes on technique. She looked so relaxed in fact it was hard for me to imagine the masseur finishing off with a rousing orgasm and if there was anything of the sort actually in the film I think I missed it. Still when all was said and done I was really envious of the model in this film. Seriously who wants to rub my back?

The only problem I could see with the feature is that watching it while tense, only seemed to heighten that tension till I had one heck of a roaring migraine. On the one day I forgot my migraine meds too. Owie. Other than that "Tao-Massage: The Tender Touch" gets my full support, grab a partner and turn this one on, then follow along with the narrator for a really awesome sensual experience at home. Just remember to use sheets that are easy to clean after all the oily goodness is done.