The opening credits say "Page Three Girls," and the model's names appear over images of "page 3" of British tabloids. We are not sure if the faces are intended to match the names, so we are rarely sure of the name of the model we are watching. This dvd consists of approximately 25 to 30 film clips of different busty, British "page three" girls. The editing is VERY jumpy (bad) and they sometimes jump back to previous scenes. MUCH of the action is just posing for a still photographer and most of the girls make NO attempt to have a sexy expression on their faces. So...this dvd is NOT very erotic, and sensuality is very scarce. Frequently their motion is very mechanical. Judging by the hairstyles, the grainy "film look" and the occasional 70's disco tune, I'm guessing these clips were filmed in the 70's. MOST of the girls are VERY pretty and have fantastic boobs (most of them.) So, I preferred to frequently pause the dvd and just look at the girl in a "still" photo. This movie is a perfect example of a time when a still photo is MUCH more erotic than a movie. You can look at a still picture of a pretty model and imagine, fantasize anything that arouses you. But, if the action in a movie is bad, unexciting, it's difficult to be turned on.
Some of the action: In the first clip, we see two models sleeping. They are awakened by a phone call. They have a 10 second "pillow fight." One model, Tracy, has amazing, beautiful boobs. She announces she is going to take a shower. BUT, we next see her sitting in front of a mirror combing her hair. Her boobs bounce beautifully as she wiggles into her shorts and the rest of her clothes. Next, we see her re-enter the bedroom, naked, and make the bed. She gets dressed again, showcasing her phenomenal boobs frequently. Next we see her semi-nude being interviewed by a photographer. The photog then measures her figure. 38.5-25-35. He then measures her figure, AGAIN. And this clip ends.
We see a black model waking up, (same bed) looking into the camera and saying "who are you and what are you doing in my bedroom." She shakes her fantastic torpedo tits beneath her sheer nightie, strips it off and does some mechanical posing for us. Jump cut to her in a black, sheer body suit doing exercises. Then, her body suit stripped to the waist, she jogs in place and "skips rope" so we can see her big boobs jiggle. She strips off the bodysuit, wraps in a pink towel and exits. End of clip.
Next, a VERY beautiful blonde with big "bombs" wakes up and gets into a bath. A few minutes of her lathering and rinsing her fantastic juggs. Eating toast and talking on the phone she calls herself E.T. and tells the caller that stands for "Enormous Tits." She exits her townhouse. End of clip.
Next, a 45 second clip of two monster-titted babes sitting at an outdoor café. They exit and flash the boobs in the street and the clip ends. Then, We see a dirty blonde dancing to 70's disco music. She strips with NO sense of sensuality and plays with her boobs. After that we see a VERY pretty brunette with great big natural tits jogging around a swimming pool in front of a mansion. GREAT tit bouncing! She poses for a photographer, swims.
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We see another 15 clips like these, with No sex, NO masturbation and rarely see a pussy. Then in the final 3 clips we are treated to a little bit of masturbation and a 3-way with actual penetration with vibrators. Funny, after watching SO many clips of the girls NEVER touching their pussy or acting sexual, I actually got excited to see a little pink. One model, a blonde with long, soft, jiggly torpedoes wore a "French maids" outfit, drank a glass of wine and stripped and gently rubbed her pussy on the floor in front of a fireplace. No insertion but this was the sexiest model in the movie.
Nonetheless, this movie is MUCH better with your dvd player in "pause" mode so you can simply look at still photos of the pretty models, their beautiful boobs and fantasize.
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