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The Texas Vibrator Massacre Stars: , , , , , , , ,
Studio: Loaded Digital
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Director: Rob Rotten Approximate Running Time: 01:41:46 Released: 2008 Custodian of Records |
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Description
2009 AVN Award Nominee for Best Video Feaure, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Best Art Direction, Best Editing, Best Videography and Best Director - Feature and Best ScreenplayA group of friends thought it would be fun to take a road trip through rural Texas, but things go terribly wrong. While taking a detour the group encounters a vibrator-wielding maniac and his family. What happens next is beyond anyone's darkest imagination and will leave you speechless and horrified...
Categories: Plot Oriented -> Spoofs / Parodies
For Women -> Features
Fetish -> Kinky
For Women -> Kinky
Awards -> 2009 Avn Award Nominees
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Editor's Review
I am a horror movie fiend, so when I stumbled upon this gory looking horror porn, not checking it out wasn't even an option. And I love Roxy Deville, so really, this is the ultimate combo for me!
It all starts with a van full of hotties lost when they take a wrong turn. Perfect fodder for both porno and horror movies alike! And what better to find the silver lining in a shitty situation than to screw your brains out?? Hot van sex within the first ten minutes? Check. Followed by a creepy stranger and a bloodbath? Double check! I guess the age old adage about having sex in a scary movie is true. You just have to die afterwards. I'll admit that I don't really get scene 3, where two of our protagonists find "help" with this totally weirdo family, but hey, the sex is super hot (as are the guy's full body tattoos), so I'll just chalk it up to artistic license. Yup, then they have to die too... or at least get vibrated to death! And holy crap is this one powerful vibrator! Strapped on battery pack operated, this vibe literally fucks our girl to death. The other one just gets the hatchet - boring.
My favorite part my far is scene 6, when Roxy Deville tames the "Leatherface" guy with her feminine ways then stabs him during his post pussy disorientation! While I will say that the last bit with the cop taking naked pictures of Roxy in the hospital is fucked up - and not in a good way, the rest of the movie did this horror and porno fan proud. The even got it right with the creepy buzzing flies in the background. Two bloody, hacked off thumbs up!
-J.D. Bauchery
