If there isn't a drive-in like "Furburgers" in your memory, there surely must be one in your wishful fantasy - 'cause here is where we all get a taste of what's hot, wild, and delicious! Those plump, curvy buns, lip-smackin' treats, curvy, nervy car hops, serve up an eyeful of tight, brief satiny shorts, bra-burstin' tops, and the most teasin', pleasin' lips and eyes that ever winked and whistled at you. All to get that tip out of your pants and into their playful hands.
Oh, yes. There's a plot attached to all this. All about a guy called Furr who runs a run-down little cafe across from one of those snazzy, jazzy Golden Arc Burgeramas. While he and his lovin' doll starve for the business their competitors are getting, the owner and his Golden Arc car hops are makin' out like gang busters, dishin' out their special goodies in the back seat.
Until Furr's dolls get their fur up and decide to fight fire with fire by convincing their boss that in order to get customers to come, you gotta lay down a new look and policy. Soon, Furburgers becomes the "in" spot - with "extras" that ain't on the Burgerrama menu! And every horny hunk from miles around is eatin' it all up!
So if you're ready for a big whack tonight, flip on Furburgers. It's sure to satisfy your appetite.