Penny Flame's Out Of Control

Not gonna lie, the first time I saw Shane's World movies, I wasn't expecting a lot. I judged these movies by their boxcovers and totally chalked this studio up to being on par with some "Girls Gone Wild" college girl crap. But once I sat down and actually watched a Shane's World flick, I realized just how wrong I was. Alright, some of their vids are a little college girl heavy, but it's definitely not an all encompassing theme. In fact, this review pick couldn't be further from college girls on spring break.

Actually, I'm not even sure how to describe this movie really. The closest I can get is saying that it is a bunch of weird little vignettes featuring the now retired Penny Flame making these random fake commercials for products like Jizzy Fruit Gum (spunk flavored chewing gum) and a PSA against Donkey Punching your girlfriend (you don't want to know what it is, trust me). And in between there is a bunch of fucking. Hot fucking, mind you, but mixed with randomness. Oh, and how could I forget to mention the bizarre sci-fi convention sexy scenes! Yep, there are some of those. I don't think I would do them justice to explain - just watch and see. Ok, back to the fucking!

Each of the five fucking scenes were pretty awesome (the sixth scene has no sexin'), but my favorite is scene five, with Poppy Morgan and Derrick Pierce. Not only does she have the sexiest accent (I think it's British), but she is fucking Derrick Pierce, who I've totally had a hard on for since seeing him in Chemistry 3. The pair of them have chemistry of their own as they screw up and down a classy read couch/chaise lounge. Just ignore that weird ass "tranny shark" thing at the beginning of the scene. It's unneeded and kind of offensive to trans folks. And I just don't get it. So yeah, yes to the fucking and meh to the random Penny Flame antics.