Behind The Green Door - The Sequel

Let me start this by saying that it's a lot easier to write about a movie when you have even the vaguest of ideas of what's goin on. But though I was honestly and wholly confused throughout the entire hour and fifteen minutes of this flick, I can still appreciate the impact it made on the industry and the world at large. This sequel is touted as the "World's 1st Safe Sex Adult Film," and really does live up to its reputation. From beginning to end, the performers not only used condoms and gloves at every encounter, but the safer sex implements are mentioned or showcased in use every step of the way. This film was released in 1986, at the height of the AIDS crisis and it did more for the safety of sexually active people than Reagan was doing at the time (way to go, jerk).

Made 14 years after the original, Behind the Green Door - The Sequel acts as an updated and even weirder version of the first... kinda. There is still a sex club and lots of crazy orgies, but the rest of the plot was totally lost on me. Told from a flight attendant's point-of-view, as well has her wheel-chair bound peeping tom neighbor, the story is pretty much a dream the neighbor has while he's watching her get herself off with a giant massager (while she is watching the original movie). Lots of fucking ensues and everyone wakes up. Definitely weird.

My favorite part of the whole ordeal was scene three's random mythology-themed fuck fest that concludes with the flight attendant getting nailed by a come-to-life statue. Watching his "stone" cock drive back and forth into her pussy was hotter than I would have imagined it would be. I can't tell you what any of it means, but it was pretty fucking hot, and I guess that's what really matters. I definitely surprised myself with this choice, but that's the beauty of porn, it's all about fantasy and indulging your desires, even the most sub-conscious ones.

While I may not watch this movie again, I will be first to call it out as a revolutionary part of pornographic history and sex in general and will definitely recommend that everyone should watch this flick at least once. It's all about the history, people.