Suze's Hot Reels #7: Celeste

I know when I'm primping I wear sexy clothes and get the overwhelming urge to masturbate with my beauty products. It happens all of the time. One minute I'm putting the finishing touches on my hair and BAM! Suddenly I'm handle-deep with my hair brush. I can't even take the time to remove my heels and stockings. No way.

Okay, so I've never been "handle-deep" with any of my grooming tools. In fact, that entire paragraph was a lie. Celeste, however, is no stranger to it in this 1970's porn clip from HotOldMovies. We enter the scene with this blonde beauty brushing her hair and gazing into a hand-held mirror. Apparently she turns herself on because it isn't long before she exposes her breasts and begins to play with herself. Narcissist! I can't really blame her, though. She is easy on the eyes in that 1970's ultra femme way, complete with long blonde hair and red fingernails.

Celeste works herself over while standing with her leg up and moves to the bed. She uses the mirror to get a better view of her solo action. Why wouldn't she? We get plenty of close-ups as well as she takes care and calculates every move. From her clit rubbing with her panties pulled to the side to a finger in the butt, Celeste puts on quite the show. This is all well and good, but nothing compares to the brush and mirror DP action. Yes, I mentioned this in the beginning, but you didn't know the mirror was in involved in some hot anal lovin', did ya? That's right! You also didn't know that the mirror was in on the vagina action!

I'm not one to question people's choices when it comes to masturbation. If you like it and you're not hurting anyone else, go ahead and do what you do, but I have some questions regarding Celeste. Are the brush and mirror phthalates free? Did she sterilize them before using? Is she planning on sharing them with a friend? I need answers! I probably won't get them, but at the very least I can rest assured that the brush has a flared based which makes it "safe" for anal play.

I like reviewing simple solo movies from time to time and Celeste certainly stood out with its interesting use of props. If you like the old stuff, then this movie is worth the mere eight minutes and thirty seconds it takes to watch it. You can at least satisfy your curiosity.