Editor's Review
When I stumbled on this title, I chuckled & shook my head... Spankenstein! Well, why the hell not?
I really gotta hand it to Bizarre Video, and especially the stars. There's some actual ACTING in this movie, and -- I can't believe I'm writing this -- it works. The actors seem comfortable in their roles, and there's such a gleeful cheese to the whole picture you can't help but get swept up in the silly sexiness.
I thoroughly enjoyed this picture, and find myself recommending it to some of my friends who aren't even into spanking. It's a spoof, an homage, an over-the-top celebration of rosy butts... It's got costumes, drama, familiar characters. What a quirky little find! It's hard to keep it to myself.
The movie gets right down to business: a lab-coated Dr. Spankenstein and his slim, smokin' assistant are waving what look like plasma globes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_lamp) over a body under a white sheet. As it quivers from the voltage, the Doctor urges his assistant to increase the power and then... he rises! And he is H-O-T! Like, Fabio-on-a-romance-novel hot. You'd never know he was a monster, except for two discreet "token wounds" on his head & neck, and a pair of ridiculous giant monster hands that, interestingly, turn out to be quite an effective spanking implement.
First scene is great: they recreate the scene in Frankenstein where the Monster encounters a little girl throwing flowers in the pond (and he throws her in). In this version, however, the "girl" is a hot young lady in a short dress & high heels, with cute white lacy anklets. Monster grabs her, throws her over his knee, and spanks her with his enormous rubber hands as she wriggles & cries to be left alone.
He doesn't just spank her... He regards her ass like he's infatuated with it. He must smack it, lick it, rub it, HAVE it! He spanks more vigorously. He growls and manhandles her, rips her dress off so we can see her gianormous ta-tas bouncing as she squirms away from the Monster. He continues his over-the-knee assault, pawing & choking her as she struggles in various titillating positions. She's also very vocal!
Oh, I almost forgot to mention her ass: awesome. Firm & smooth & bouncy... incredible body ink, too (and I'm not normally into tattoos). Her legs are lovely, as well, and we get another great view when he spreads her thighs and spanks between them. Is it me? Is she really getting off, here? (06:04ish)
I'm thinking the big monster gloves probably soften the blows, cause at one point the Monster practically karate-chops her cookie, and she doesn't flinch -- and I know she reacts to pain cause she totally jumps when he bites her nipple. Anyway, her ass takes on a lovely pink tone in this scene, never actually crossing the line to red. No welts, either. Just a nice, warm glow. After all the hard-core spanking stuff I've been watching lately, this was a delightful change of pace.
Optical illusion alert: check out how his massive hands almost look normal on her colossal breasts.
Moving on...
Eventually, the girl pretty much passes out, so he carries her to a new setting, leans her up against a boulder, and continues her spanking while the camera gives us a nice long look at her ass. The scene ends as he throws her over his shoulder & walks off.
Our next scene opens with two hot chicks creeping into a mansion (cool set!), exchanging dialog that basically explains their car has broken down & they're looking for a phone. Of course they are. They separate to try and find one. Of course they do.
We follow the blonde, first, as she wanders upstairs to discover Dr. Spankenstein's laboratory. The Doctor and his assistant sneak up on her, and as she's trying to explain her plight, they regard her like a piece of meat -- looking her up & down, poking here & there... Soon, they're rubbing & gently swatting her bottom. They flip up her skirt, spank her harder. They peel down her black g-string, bend her over the exam table and...
Wow, that's a nice butt: velvety, round & unblemished. The Doctor produces what looks like a ping pong paddle, and he lightly spanks her ass -- it looks absolutely lovely, but she's not having any of it. She complains & resists & stomps her clunky goth boots like a frustrated little girl. Dr. Spankenstein's assistant asks if they can turn her around, and thank goodness they do! It's quite hot, when they pull her bra off, revealing a truly lush pair of boobs.
So, the Doctor paddles her butt while the sexy Assistant lightly spanks her boobs & pussy. Blondie kinda likes it, and seems surprised by her own enjoyment. The Assistant strips off her lab coat and is simply gorgeous in white bra & g-string. The bra comes off quickly, though, and then she trades places with the Blonde so she can receive a spanking, too.
Dr. Spankenstein coaches Blondie, now, on how to give a good spanking. You start slowly, with just the bare hand, warming things up before moving on to an implement... etc. This guy's got lots of charm & charisma, and he's very natural in his role. His confidence appears to rub off on the girls, so they relax & have a good time. I had to smile when he lined them up "cheek to cheek" so he could spank both butts simultaneously.
Good golly, these asses are unbelievable! Blondie has an adorable little button of a bottom, and the Assistant is slim-hipped (but full cheeked) with delectable, sun-kissed skin. Both are beautifully rosy by the time the Doctor is finished with them.
The last scene follows our second girl after she splits from her friend in the mansion -- remember her? They were looking for a phone, right? Instead, she finds the Monster's chick, the one with the mammoth breasts, in one of the bedrooms upstairs. She's bruised & naked, and tells her to run for her life, but of course her would-be rescuer doesn't listen. She insists on calling 911 (on what may be the biggest cordless phone ever, by the way), and then...
Oh no! The Monster!
He goes right for the new chick, while his former spank-mate tries to pull him off her, to no avail. The Monster pulls up New Girl's skirt, starts smacking her ass while she writhes to get away from him. Big Boobs watches helplessly from the bed -- occasionally attempting to break in, but then getting roughly pushed away by the Monster.
There's a lot of physical struggle going on here! The monster squeezes New Girl's butt, pats it, smacks it, rubs it... rubs her chest with his big floppy hands... He tries to flip her over, but she really looks like she's giving her all against him, and there's real excitement in both their faces. Her hard nipples poke assertively thru her tight white t-shirt, they're both breathing heavily... when Big Boobs jumps in, it's even hotter.
The Monster pulls her top off, finally, and mauls her pert, modest breasts with his clumsy mitts. She flails against him, and this seems to egg him on, to excite him further. He pulls off her g-string, now, throws her over his lap for more spanking, grabs her breasts again, her nipples. It's creepy-cool to see him pinching her little nipples with his long, pointy monster fingers.
Finally, a cop busts into the room & slices off the Monster's hand with a big chef knife (the attack is insinuated off-camera). Yay, the girls are saved! Before they can go, though, the policeman asks them to reenact how, exactly, the Monster spanked them. "Was it like this? Like that?" Of course, they fall for it, and oblige him by presenting their already-rosy asses for his demonstration.
Ah yes... another view of two pretty pink tushies, side-by-side. It's a terrific sight, and yet another reason to watch this movie (along with the redhead's genuine, playful smile around 45:50). Sure, it's goofy, but it's also HOT! I'm not used to this much wit and levity in a fetish production, but I really enjoyed it. Cheers!
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