LA Pink - A XXX Porn Parody (Disc 1)

Guess what time it is! That’s right – it’s parody time! Woohoo! Up this time is Burning Angel’s spoof of the tattoo shop reality show, L.A. Ink. Just as the real program, L.A. Pink features tons of tattooed hotties showing off their work. But unlike Kat Von D’s show, this flick is all about the sexin’! Yes, there are tattoos – they are just on bodies that are bangin’ each other. Really, would Joanna Angel have it any other way?

Did I say Joanna Angel, because I meant Joanna VON Angel, the proprietor of the aforementioned L.A. Pink. Along with running the shop, Von Angel manages a motley crew of artists, including Andy San Dimas and Coco Velvett, and counter girl, Misti Dawn. It doesn’t a porno professional to know this rowdy group will be knee deep in some sexin’ before the movie even hits the ten minute mark.

But before any paired action can happen – be it sexy or tattoo action, Von Angel must first head to the roof for a solo session to start the morning off right. I mean, she tells us herself in an interview – it helps her be the best tattoo artist she can be. Nope, no argument from me. I’m just glad we get to watch.

She gets off with a big pink dildo in her pussy, then her ass, then zips up her jeans and heads downstairs to get her tattooing on. She starts inking a toilet on some guy, but her girlfriend Nicole Sevvven (Draven Star) comes by and they get their fuck on. Who needs a toilet tattoo when there is girl-on-girl fucking to be done, right? And Joanna and Draven together makes it even better!

Erik Everhard heads into the shop next to get a parking ticket tattooed onto him, but ends up getting it on with Andy and Coco, which I think is a pretty awesome trade off. Then all of a sudden Sean Michaels and James Deen stop by to talk to Joanna Von Angel about his frozen pizza company. They sit down for some marketing conversation blah blah blah, which of course ends with Joanna banging Michaels and Misti getting down with James Deen. Much better! Who needs all that boring conversation anyway??

Nice work Burning Angel!