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The Vampire Sex Diaries Stars:
  Cheyne Collins,  Tabitha Stevens, Jay Lassiter, Jenna Presley, Sophia Santi, Mr. Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Ally Kay
Studio: Sex Line Sinema
Approximate Running Time: 01:39:07
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The Vampire Sex Diaries
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Parody - Drama.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Actor - Cheyne Collins.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Non-Sex Performance - Mr. Phillips.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Cinematography/Videography.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Make-Up.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Screenplay - Adapted.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Special Effects.
A research biologist, Brad Brown, and his sexy innocent girlfriend Amber stumble upon a long-forgotten town infested by carnal vampires who've long ago replaced their cravings for blood with an insatiable lust for sex. Lead by the stunning Mistress of the Brood, Vanessa, the vampires are compelled to bleed the young couple of all their sexual fluids after one of the brood, Dean is overwhelmed by the sexual scent of Amber, taking her and her body while on a "bat" scouting adventure.
To complicate matters the Master of all Vampires, Gyrous, who has an internal lust for Vanessa threatens to begin feeding on humans when he learns that Vanessa has fallen for Brad. Brad and Amber's fates become entwined in a dithyramb of sex, orgiastic pleasures and passions as the secrets of the Vampire Sex Dairies are exposed... in a forgotten place... far, far away.
An eternity of insatiable sexual hunger. They'll drain your sexual fluids and come back for more... for all eternity!
Cast & Stars: The Vampire Sex Diaries
Stars: Cheyne Collins, Tabitha Stevens, Jay Lassiter, Jenna Presley, Sophia Santi, Mr. Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Ally Kay
Director: Gary Orona
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Editor's Review
Holy vampire sex! This porno manages to be both laughably corny and super hot at the same time. If you ever want anyone to take your film even remotely seriously, do not use fast forward as a special effect. Ever. It’s just bad. However, if you want to redeem your cheesy porno making ass, feature brunette hotties like Sophia Santi, Tabitha Stevens and Ashlyn Rae. I will forgive you for your bad choices, but I’ll still laugh at you.
A couple on a road trip and a gaggle of vampires in the desert make up the Vampire Sex Diaries. There is dialogue and plot that takes itself a bit too seriously, but keeps you occupied in between the sex scenes. I could give you a synopsis of this movie, but that would just be boring. Instead, I’ll give you this:
The good: The vampire ladies in this porno are seriously fun to look at, especially if you like long haired brunettes with long lean bodies. (NOT that any and all varieties aren’t fun to look at.) More specifically, the hot vampire lesbian threeway in scene 4 makes this porno totally watchable. A strap-on dildo and plenty of cunnilingus do you just right. Yay for dark girl on girl sexin’!
The not so good: The use of super speed fast forward. I get that they were going to for that wild demonic vampire sex thing, but it was more funny than anything. I’m all for intentional comedy in porn, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t what these folks were going for. Not to worry, it isn’t used in all the sex scenes. You definitely get some good real time fucking in the mix.
If you like vampire sex and aren’t afraid of a little corn in your porn, give this one a watch. Yep, I just made a rhyme.
