Good Dyke Porn - Romeo & Jamocha

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Oh, there you are, Romeo, getting busy between Jamocha's hot legs. And forget the balcony - who needs all that when this twosome has a shower, a bed and a kitchen counter?! Shakespeare never created anything quite this hot! This time it's all Bren Ryder, the brains behind GoodDykePorn, which is pretty much what it sounds like - hot ass queer chicks getting it on. And lucky us, Ryder brings us these tasty treats in a super sexy bit size format, giving us one pair in a bunch of compromising positions. Man, oh man do I love me some compromising positions.

While I usually pick one scene and focus on my favorite parts, this review is gonna take a little time with each of the three scenes that Romeo and Jamocha romp around. First up the ladies are getting it on in the bathroom, spending a few minutes gearing up before hitting the shower for some oral action. The dripping water is a total bonus as it comes down their bodies in cascades, but the angle is kind of frustrating and the sexin' is hard to see. I'd like to have seen a little more close up, but I'm never complaining when there are naked ladies involved.

Next up is the bedroom rendezvous, where we get some totally awesome face riding and lots of super hot stretched out nudies. Unfortunately the soft focus camera work totally got me frustrated and yearning for something a little crisper and closer to the action. What can I say, I like my coochies in sharp focus and right up in the camera.

And lastly we have scene three - the kitchen counter snack time, where Romeo and Jamocha tease each other with ice cream and kisses, which is suuuuper smoking... until they start bringing that sticky coldness downtown. Vag and sugar does not mix and watching the pair get ice cream all up in their business had me cringing and nearly running to the local pharmacy for some Monistat. Oh the yeasty beasty - I truly hope that was avoided.

I won't lie - I was definitely a little disappointed with this GoodDykePorn action, especially since all their other movies have been so freaking awesome. It's also true that I may be a tad too critical when it comes to taking about porn. So if you are looking for some hot dyke action and you aren't as freakishly tough on it as I am, this may definitely be the flick for you.