Slippery Slopes

I'm not gonna lie, it was the inch-long, fiery red nails on the boxcover definitely drew me into this review. Yep, it wasn't even the dick inside body shot - it was all long, porno nails. There is something so deliciously stereotypical "porno" about classic movies featuring long nails. I think it reminds me of back when dirty movies were so taboo for me (you know, the ones you find tucked away in the back of a closet when you are growing up). While it doesn't necessarily turn me on from a content point-of-view, I get a total nostalgia boner that gets me where I need to go. Ok, onward to the sex!

Gotta love ski bunny themed movies - especially during the summer. What a way to cool down! Dude doesn't even take off his ski cap to eat her pussy. I commend that type of dedication. And of course she keeps her hand running along the back of his cap and through his hair. That hand, with those nails! This cuts to a super hot action shot of them screwing - laying down with him behind. I'll also note that he doesn't take his ski boots off either, which I think is how things should be when you are desperate to get your fuck on ASAP! And since this flick is only six minutes and change, he needs to get it on quickly.

As with most of the OldHotMovies videos, the smooth jazz music in the background is entirely too "porno," and needed to be muted immediately. I'd rather watch in silence than with bad elevator music turning me off. I did what I always do when porn music fails me - I turned on other music and created my own fucking soundtrack. Always thinking on my feet! I will say that when it comes to HotOldMovies, at least they are already silent other than the music, so I don't have to worry about missing out on the moans, heavy breathing and dirty talk - three of my own personal favorite things.