Alright, so it's true, I have a total hard on for embarrassing T.V. programming. While I don't watch it as much anymore, for a while there I was a bit of a Wife Swap junkie. There isn't much I'd rather do on a lazy Sunday afternoon than go through a DVR full of wives switching places and learning life lessons from other families. It's totally heartwarming, obviously. Of course the one thing they never mention is what happens when those swapped wives get hot for their new husbands. I mean, it must happen sometimes. Good thing Zero Tolerance Entertainment decided to take a further look into that exact scenario and offers us a hilariously hot parody of what happens when wives swap and pants come off!
Before I even get into the sex, I just need to comment that these swapping scenarios are, in fact, super true to the actual show. Of course all the stereotypes and whatnot are magnified and all, but honestly, that's pretty much how the real show does it as well. I was actually surprised by how accurate this spoof got the weirdo interactions and bizarreness of swapping wives in general. Really all they did was add in a whole bunch of fucking and turned a reality freak show into a pretty good porno.
Speaking of all the fucking, let's get to talking about it. First up the Hughes (Bobbi Starr and Mark Wood) and the Jones (Nyomi Banxxx and Prince Yashua) families swap, paring Starr with Yashua and Banxxx with Wood. I don't know how the original couples would have been together, but holy hell are the newly swapped spouses super hot! Bobbi Starr is especially awesome in this role, playing an extra nerdy researcher with a wet spot between her legs for "jungle fever." Yashua is having none of those stereotypes she is throwing around and fucks the racism right out of her tight little body.
Next on the swap schedule is the Framptons (Julia Ann and Anthony Rosano) and the Spallones (Sara Slone, the guy she is married to, and his stepson, James Deen). In both scenarios, the Spallones, a loud mouth couple from Long Island, steamroll over the more timid Framptons, yet once the clothes come off, they are all on even footing. Mrs. Frampton gets lucky and fucks her fake husband's stepson instead of having to screw him (what an asshole!). And yes, James Deen really is in every parody movie, it's true.
Last to swap are the Whitakers (Kagney Linn Karter and Dane Cross), a sweet, corn-fed couple from Nebraska , and the Banderas' (Rebeca Linares and Marco Banderas), a passionate Latin duo who fuck all the time. While Edie Whitaker and Enrique Banderas get busy cooking, dancing and fucking, Gloria spends the whole time demeaning Steve and spitting on him. Finally at the end he 'proves that he is a man' (I hate that phrase, by the way) by fucking her silly. Like I said before, when the pants come off, they are again on even footing.
As far as parodies go, I give this reality spoof two thumbs up!
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