The Human Sexipede

I think I actually squealed the first time I heard about this awesome porno parody. I've been a total Human Centipede follower since I first found out about it last year and obviously saw it the minute I could convince friends to watch with me (I don't do horror alone). I am a big fan of both the concept and execution, which isn't always easy when it comes to a new, unheard of scary story plot line. Basically, the quick story is: a mad doctor gathers three tourists (two American women and one Japanese guy) and sews them together by the digestive system to create a human centipede. Pretty fucked up/awesome horror movie idea, right? Now onward to the porno!

Pornofied, this story is less scary sewing together folks and more an insatiably horny trio that are jumping at the chance to get linked up - mouth to genitals - to form a creature of ultimate sexual enjoyment. At first it seems like all of this is against their will, but we soon find out that this is exactly what each of these super sexy folks want! And there is nothing scary about that!

Now, I'm not gonna lie, the fucking in this flick is nothing super special to me. Don't get me wrong - it's really hot, but not too different than all the other mainstream movies out there. The same oral, intercourse, cum on my chest business for all five of the fuck scenes. The shining part of this flick is totally the "mad sex educator," Tom Byron. His one-liners are fucking hilarious and he does an awesome job of being the good doctor. He does pretty good work of screwing Amber Rayne as well, while we're talking about his attributes. If you're on the fence about watching this movie, do it for Byron's part - you won't be sorry.

Fans of parody, horror, pop culture and/or quality porn will love this movie. And really, if you don't fall into one of those categories, we don't want to know you anyway. See, one liners are the best!