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Possibly for the first time ever, a beautiful porno has been created with a couple who are inseminating with sperm from the sperm bank. After bringing the sperm home, they get warmed up with hot sex, get the sperm ready to shoot, and lead up to the perfectly timed sperm grabbing orgasm. Sharing their high hopes for starting a family, these two use the energy of their sexual connection and real-life love to reveal a moment that's both intimate and incredibly hot.
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While we see a ton of semen in porn, I have to say that we don’t see a ton of procreation going on. Well, at least not intentional procreation. Actually, I think this may be the first porn I’ve ever watched where someone was trying to get pregnant. Leave it to those awesome queers up in Canada at Good Dyke Porn to turn smut on its ear and show us something totally different. Yep, that’s right, we’ve got queers procreating here. How exciting.
So, when it comes to queers makin’ babies, that age old joke about turkey basters and frozen sperm is surprisingly close to what actually goes down. But before the happy couple adds baby juice to the mix, they spend a little time getting frisky. While they obviously aren’t making a baby “the old fashion way,” the pair is definitely conceiving this baby out of love, and they are interested in doing that within the context of sexual expression. Revamping tradition never looked so sexy!
Though an orgasm is not needed to conceive a child, there is the added bonus that during a climax, the uterus dips down and may or may not help the spermies swim toward the egg. Human bodies are pretty neat, eh? Anyway, let’s talk about the fucking. The two start with a little ass smacking before heading into a full on doggie style finger bang and strapped-on fuckfest, compete with butt plug. I’ll assume that the person fucking is Papa Bigcock and the lady taking it all is Booty B. I mean, that makes sense to you guys too, right?
I really love watching these two fuck. Booty B is super vocal and likes it a little rough, and Papa isn’t afraid to play hard. I love that Booty has a pillow under her hips, helping keep the thrusting angle that is best for her. Soon Papa goes to grab the sperm while Booty B gets into a good position for insemination. And just for good measure, the butt plug stays put. Booty keeps her juices flowing with a rabbit vibe as a still strapped-on Papa heads to the kitchen to take the sperm out of the sperm bank’s freezer bucket and thaw it out in warm water. And now they have a five minute wait. What to do while they wait…
Papa comes back in for some nipple sucking, thigh biting and pussy licking while the timer ticks away, warming the baby batter to the perfect temperature. And then we hear a beep! Papa heads back into the kitchen to suck the semen into a syringe, getting back just in time for Booty B to have a mind-blowing orgasm, which is exactly when they want to shoot the sperm into her vag. Her orgasm goes on long enough to get a second syringe-full of sperm. The sexy and spermy action is only for the first 20 minutes, allowing for 10 extra minutes of cuddling and talking about getting pregnant while Booty B lies there with her hips tilted up to allow gravity to move the sperm toward the cervix.
There are so very many things I love about this movie. First, I seriously love that not only did someone get a queer insemination on tape (though, I’m sure others are probably floating around), but that it was put into a sexy context, instead of a medicalized one. Sex and insemination are usually separated, but really, why wouldn’t they be shown together? I also totally love that this film shows that porn can be so much more than just fucking and that it can be whatever we’d like it to be – a teaching tool, a place to see your identity in sexy action, etc. I am so thankful to Bren Ryder and Good Dyke Porn for making this movie! Two huge thumbs up!!
Oh, and I hope we get a follow up to see if they got pregnant!