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Halloween XXX Porn Parody Box Cover

Studio: Smash Pictures
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Approximate Running Time: 02:28:35
Released:2011
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CWM 2012 AVN Award Nominee for Best Parody - Drama.

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Editor's Review


I am loving Halloween porno week! While Freddy Krueger is definitely my horror stud of choice, I was pretty excited to check out this parody. Yay for slasher porn!

Lily La Beaux is Michael Myers’s object of affection in Halloween XXX Porn Parody. He follows her around with all of his creeptastic goodness. Meanwhile, we get to see her pals, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Belle and Britney Amber get banged and of course murdered. I have to say, they really committed to the whole killing thing. I expected some implied murders, but they really saw each and every one through to the end. It definitely skeeved me just a little and that is exactly what I want from my scary movies!

On the spoofy end, I thought they did a great job of throwing in all of the slasher clichés: girls who don’t run when they see a dude with a knife, corny dialogue and of course, death. Porno parodies often fall flat, but that isn’t the case with this one. It certainly isn’t going to win any Oscars, nor did the acting blow me away, but it kept me interested and entertained in between the sex scenes.

On the sex end, we get the same action that is expected from Smash Pictures – lots of hot sucking, fucking and oohing, OOOOOOOhing and a barrage of your usual porno sex sounds. I have to point out that I’ve never really payed much attention Marcus London, but he definitely caught my eye here. It may just be the British accent (I’m just that shallow) or maybe it was the way he worked Britney over in the back seat with his cock. Either way, I’m interested.

Back to Lily LaBeaux. This is a girl after my own heart. She masturbates while watching a scary movie and totally gets off on banging the boogie man! It’s just right in every way. I also have to hand it to her. She has fucked some interesting characters – The Hulk and Michaels Myers covered in a sheet. She fully commits and gets into it every time. Work!

As parodies go, I would definitely say this is one to watch. If you like scary movies, then this will do you right for a little Halloween porno fun!