As the resident nerd here at HotMoviesForHer, I felt it was my duty to review The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody. It isn’t my favorite of comic book movies (yay for the Iron Man parody), but it’s still my duty.
For the most part, I find XXX spoofs to be mildy amusing. The sex scenes are hit or miss and there is generally at least some small percentage of humor involved. I’m not going to gush about how great any one thing was in this porno, but I got sucked into it like an episode of CSI Miami. You know what I’m talking about. The acting is pretty terrible and the plot is predictable, but there is still something endearing and captivating going on on the screen. Dale Dabone grabbed a hold of me in the same way David Caruso does with that corny ass charm. Dale is more attractive and might actually be a better actor, but David is, well, David fucking Caruso. Anywho…
I found myself NOT skipping through the movie and eager to see what was coming next. I’m not saying this is some moving bit of cinema, but it grabbed a hold of me like a porno-comic soap opera.
The movie begins and we see Dale, “David Banner” making sweet love to his wife, Tori Black. The sexing is fairly sweet and get the idea across this isn’t just some chick that he’s banging on a random Tuesday. The scene sets the plot in motion – the heart break, the inability to save his wife’s life and his whole reason for letting the Hulk out from inside of him.
I’m not going to give you every detail of the plot, you’ll have to fill in the hole’s when you watch the movie. David and his partner, Lily LaBeau, start researching cases of people are able to achieve super human strength. How do they do this? Sex acts, of course! We get a good variety – threesome, foursome, girl-girl and OF COURSE we get to see the Hulk himself get down and dirty! While it was straight up weird, I was happy to see that the Hulk fucked AS the Hulk, not just as a green dude getting it on. He grunted and moaned and groaned just as I would imagine him to. Nicely done!
“Was his cock green too?” you ask. Yes, yes it was. And yes, he put it in Lily’s vagina. I was appalled by this at first, but I watched the behind the scenes features and discovered that his body was covered in heavy duty body paint and his wang was covered in food coloring. Whew… I was starting to feel really sorry for her vag. The only catch here is that after a bit of suckage and fuckage the food coloring wore off and his dick was flesh colored while the rest of him was very much Hulk-colored. You can’t have it all!
While Dale Da Bone played the part of David Banner – the regular old Joe Shmo version of the Hulk, the big green guy was played by the part of Lee Stone, who was perfect for the part with his big muscular man body. He was one hunky Hulk!
If you’re into parodies, this is definitely one to watch. While I’m not a huge fan of the Hulk movie, nor have I watched much of the old TV show, the XXX version was definitely entertaining. If anything else, you get to see the Hulk do it.
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