Nina Hartley's Pussy Party

I was actually on my way to start watching another movie to review when I stumbled upon Nina Hartley’s Pussy Party. Of course I instantly forgot what I was supposed to be doing (and my own name, for that matter) because the power of Nina is too strong to resist. And a pussy party?! I mean really, have you ever SEEN Nina Hartley handle a pussy? All I can say is that it is an experience not to be missed. Obviously I was meant to review this movie at this very second, and who am I to question a sign from the porno goddesses?

First up is a sweet educational romp with Isabella Star and Nina Hartley. From the sound of it, it seems like adorable Isabella has never slept with a lady before. Aww, a vagina virgin, how cute! Nina gently ushers Isabella into the world of lesbian lovin’ and shows her exactly how to finesse a pussy for maximum pleasure. Nina’s instructions are always so totally spot-on sexy and fun, as well as clear and super easy to put into practice. She is truly a sex education deity. And the support and enthusiasm she exudes is seriously second to none. What a great scene. Unfortunately they aren’t all as good for me.

I’m not gonna lie, I am a little uncomfortable with scene two’s gyno exam play. It just rings a little bit too true to the doctor/patient power dynamic being breached for me. Maybe if Kelly Skyline initialed the sexiness it would have been different, but with Nina running the show from the position of power, I wasn’t feeling it.

Surprisingly there were only two out of six scenes that featured Nina Hartley. Um, isn’t called Nina Hartley’s Pussy Party? Where is Nina Hartley!? You’d think we’d get a little more action from the title player. I mean, yes the other scenes are pretty fucking hot, but I was definitely disappointed that Hartley did not even make it into half of the movie. I’m calling foul!