Happy Halloween!!! It’s finally here, the haunting holiday! It’s been a pretty scary week for us here at HM4Her, what with all the hurricane business. We are happy to be getting back into the dirty swing of things by preaching the porno gospel and writing our pervy porn reviews. This week is especially awesome because we get to review horror porn, which we love!

Today we are watching Fang Bang, a filthy vampire flick with a whole lot of bloody attitude and lots of fucking. And with all the horror porns that I love the most, this pick is rife with actual scary action and lots and lots of fucking. While this isn’t a True Blood parody officially, I would say that it’s probably more based on in than less, if you get what I mean. We may as well call it “Brue Tlood”…

From the first scene, this movie is hot, with some deep dick pussy pounding and werewolf fucking. Oh man, do I love when they add in a werewolf! Especially with a cheap mask. I won’t even both talking about the plot, but honestly I don’t have any idea what’s going on most of the time, other than some super hot sex. And really, do we need much else?

Scene three with the vampire bride and groom is pretty awesome. Like I said, I don’t actually know what’s happening other than the undead bride attacks her groom… and then they get married and bang. Yep, totally weird and fantastic. They even fuck in her coffin! Oh, and this other vampire is just hanging out and watching. And the groom is half dead as they screw, and dies right after he cums. Oh horror porn, how I love you.

The rest of this video is just as random and awesome and I suggest you give it a go if you are looking for something dark, dirty, strange and all-around bizarre. Happy Halloween!!