Aged To Perfection 9

Feeling patriotic?  Of course you are.  And there's no better way to prove it than by watching women well past the reproduction stage engage in all manner of sensual sin.  Although there are only three scenes in this video, each is well worth your attention.  Loosely tied together by some flag or military reference -- whatever it takes to get 'em naked eh? -- the scenes, once the ladies get going, make ya proud to be an American.  The camera work keeps up with the golden oldie aerobics and the opening credits are attractive.  Nice work all around.

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The senior prom is coming and a pack of horny old gals are just beside themselves with nostalgia.  Luckily, there are dildos and vibrators and friendly chumps (like Dave Hardman and Jack Dinero) around to fuck.

Scene one has the H-man pounding away on a woman who keeps calling him "Babe."

Scene two, our favorite, involves a lady with a very thick N.Y. accent.  She visits a girlfriend who's masturbating.  "Can't you get off?" she asks.  "Wha's wrong which choo?  Stressed out?" To the accompaniment of metal music, the N.Y.er tears off her pink dress and the two women go butt to butt with a rubbery stimulator. Soon the loudest vibrator on the market (think wood chipper) is introduced and all is well.

The final scene involves a j.o.ing chub who gets thoroughly 'gazmo the second Dinero loosens his tie and touches her snatch.  When cars do that you say Now that's responsive.  When humans do it, you wonder what's up.

Review from AVN