Howard Sperm's Private Parties

Yet another in what seems like an interminable series of tapes trying to cash in on Howard Stern's raunchy popularity; all of which fail to recognize a central fact: Howard is not sexy. He's not supposed to be sexy — that's part of what makes the sex jokes funny. But since funny is usually beyond the scope of porn tapes, it may be too much to ask porn producers to understand this concept.

Jonathan Morgan, looking totally idiotic in a mop-like Stern wig, is better than Randy West or Peter North, and keeps the proceedings moving. But the "story" — an ambitious executive-type babe (Sally Layd, in a Wynonna Judd-style red wig) wants to take Howard Sperm's radio show to national syndication — isn't the reason this manages to score 3 A's — it's the sex. Six solid sex scenes, shot with a generous dollop of Max Steiner-style closeups, fill the time well. Max favorite (and becoming one of mine) Marilyn Martin gives great head to Sperm's engineer Alex Sanders, then squats on his cock in reverse cowgirl anal, intercut with Sperm getting it on with sidekick Domonique Simone.

Busty Sally Layd, a willing anal performer, sucks off flunky Tim Lake, then gets serviced in a hot multiposition fuck that moves to a relentless pounding of her plush and pliant ass by Dick Nasty. The obligatory girl/girler is a very satisfying lan-gorous lickfest with Domonique and Deborah Wells, which moves into a rapid climax with a huge double-donged dildo. Predictably, the climax is a Battle of the Wigs.

Morgan whips Sally Layd's butt with a cat o' nine tails; she gives him a great, drippy, drooling blowjob; and we finish with an anal Franken-Steiner. Despite the tired subject matter, this is one of the belter feature integrations of story and sex that Max has done, and you can recommend it to his fans.

Review from AVN