Rainwoman 14 - Aquadesiac

DIRECTOR: Will Divide
PRODUCTION DATE: August 1999
DURATION: »85min
FEMMES: Inari Vachs, Mariah, Renee La Rue & Tara.

Welcome to Rieekan Review #1. Rainwoman 14 Aquadesiac was the first DVD I bought, costing a hefty AUD$55 (»US$28) from www.ladame.com – and I hadn’t even bought a DVD player. The main reasons for buying the movie were because Inari headlines and its theme is female ejaculation; combine the two and I’m a happy camper. There weren’t any reviews at the time but despite past experiences, I didn’t let that stop me. Inari looked great on the cover and I had read good things about the Rainwoman series, so I felt fairly safe.

STORY SYNOPSIS: Inari isn’t sexually satisfied by hubby Kyle Stone (it’s not hard to see why) and leaves him. She hitchhikes with Mike Horner, who fakes a car breakdown a little later (in his BMW 5 series – as if!) in order to get a taste of his passenger. He goes to work and is almost drowned in reward. This disgusts Mike who drives off in a huff. Back at his office, he hits on secretary Renee La Rue, who had always refused him in the past. This time however, Renee finds a wildly exhilarating scent on him. The two get down & dirty on his office desk, and Renee is so turned on that she squirts all over poor Mike too (he should invest in a scuba mask).

Mike figures out that his luck was due to Inari’s aquadesiac. He rushes back to find her, then has her pumped day and night to produce the precious elixir that he sells at a reasonable price ($259.95). That’s a fair price for a bottle, especially since a few sprays turn abysmally ugly Steve Hatcher into a stud who can satisfy exotic Mariah to the point of her squirting. Things break down when Inari becomes dissatisfied with her job and runs dry. Mike and Renee try to use pretty blonde Tara to widen the divide between Inari and her estranged husband, but in the end the two are reunited. Kyle is disappointed that he let Mike and Renee get away with all the money, but Inari says she has everything they need, patting her pussy.

Scene 1 – Inari Vachs & Kyle Stone. Inari looks beautiful here; Kyle is an ugly version of George Jetson. And here’s something no one would ever imagine reading let alone writing: Ron Jeremy makes the scene worth watching. The scene is passable as they go, Inari’s very cute and Kyle gets a respectable shot off on her back (though to be couples-friendly, it isn’t filmed closely).

Scene 2 – Inari Vachs & Mike Horner. Inari looks pretty good again; Mike is at least more tolerable than Kyle. He goes down on her on the hood of his BMW until she squirts. There were problems with shadows in this scene but it was still watchable. The camera cut from a shot of Inari’s face to the squirt, which made me think they used another performer.

Scene 3 – Renee La Rue & Mike Horner. Renee’s not a supermodel, but I like her homely looks. Mike’s average but it wouldn’t kill me if he left some clothes on. They fuck on a desk until Mike shoots an impressive load on her chest and lovely breasts. There is some post-cum tit fucking. Mike then licks her until she shoots her own load on his face. The camera cuts to the squirt again instead of panning. A good scene.

Scene 4 – Mariah & Steve Hatcher. Mariah’s cute and moderately exotic looking with chocolate skin, large nipples and natural breasts. Steve could use a car crash to improve his looks; I didn’t know whether I’d rather see him or Ron here. They fuck on a bed, with some good shots of Mariah’s body and her b.j. She squirts while fucking (cut shot again); Steve drops an average load on her stomach.

Scene 5 – Inari Vachs, Tara & John Decker. Inari doesn’t look as good here as in the rest of the film. Tara is a hot, natural-looking blonde with nice tits. John Decker actually approaches good-looking; he reminds me of Bon Jovi for some reason (better than George Jetson at any rate). This threesome by the pool has some great filming of Inari and Tara blowing John. Inari squirts during fucking (full body shot – it’s her alright). John shoots a pearly white load on Inari’s pubes. A good scene, but could have featured more girl-girl sex and better direction.

Scene 6 – Tara & Kyle Stone. Tara again looks great. Kyle is Kyle. The blonde looks especially good giving head and the two fuck energetically on a bed. She squirts most impressively, though it isn’t well filmed. Her vagina convulses after squirting. They continue fucking until Kyle shoots a fair load between her lovely breasts. Tara is a real treat to watch. A great scene.

TECHNICALITIES: Image clarity was so sharp as to be off-putting initially – there are very few faces that can stand up to ultra-close inspection. However, this has become an asset as I find the cast look more natural. Lighting was generally good despite some outdoor action and dark interiors. There were some shadow problems and things could have been a smidge brighter. Photography was handled competently if unremarkably. The squirts should have been filmed with panning down rather than cut shots.

Audio clarity was sharp for the most part; there was a minor problem with the lower frequencies, but speech was still clear and discernible. The music was pretty comic but didn’t interfere too much. Nevertheless, no music is good music!

Though new to DVDs, the extras didn’t make me want to immediately call friends and family. Rainwoman 14 has 7 chapters, which was useful (fast-forwarding DVDs is a bit more difficult than with videos). There’s also a 20-picture photo gallery (very low quality) and a disgracefully useless ‘also available’ section with 4 small film covers and nothing to click on.

SUMMARY: Initially, Rainwoman 14 was disappointing. However, I’ve really warmed to it. The story, though lame, is agreeable enough; the dialogue is entertaining; it doesn’t try too hard to be funny; and the script, non-sex scenes and sets show that reasonable effort was put into the production values. The performances were fair, though Inari wasn’t casual enough with her acting.

The women were all hot and natural looking (despite some silicone), but Inari has looked better. I liked the small cast, which had some variety yet didn’t have different performers every scene. The sex was warm and ‘nice’ (couples-friendly) and though there wasn’t much heat, it worked for me – it wasn’t exactly intimate but definitely gentler than most other titles.

Technically speaking, the direction was satisfactory and I was extremely impressed with the DVD’s A/V quality, despite deficient extras. The sex scenes were a little short.

Inari was adequate in the movie and the squirting was a bonus (though squirt purists will find fault) so my expectations weren’t disappointed. Tara was a real plus and Renee and Mariah certainly didn’t hurt either. Of note, condoms (which I don’t mind) and squirting appeared in nearly every scene, and there was neither anal sex nor facials.

I really like this movie and give it three stars with a bonus star for squirting & intangibles. It’s ideal for couples interested in squirting, or to get women interested in squirting. It has a low raincoat/stroker factor and I imagine squirt purists wouldn’t be pleased either. Rainwoman 14 probably wasn’t worth the AUD$55 I paid but I’m happy with it. $40-45 is more appropriate but that’s Australia for you.

I would buy other movies by the same director if I were looking for softer sex, and I would definitely buy other movies in the same series if they starred any of my other favourite women or Tara.

Rieekan
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