College Coed Corruption - Oh!...Miss Bodie

College Coed Corruption - Oh!...Miss Bodie

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This film may be worn out, grainy, and blurry at times, but it is the granddaddy of the features to come! It has a threadbare plot and is aided by the memorable talents of one Cindy Hopkins as the voracious Miss Bodie. Cindy Hopkins (a.k.a. Cindy Stokes, Susannah Fields, Suzanne Fields) started in the business in 1967 and left in 1979. Her last film was RUN, JACKSON, RUN. She appeared in such classics as HOLLYWOOD BABYLON, FLESH GORDON, and AROUND THE WORLD WITH JOHNNY WADD. So get out the hand lotion and paper towels, and let's see why they call this film OH... MISS BODIE. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

This opens with some grainy footage of a car driving down a road that looks like it was borrowed from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (the road, not the car!). Miss Bodie and her two students are out on a field trip to discover the wonders of nature - babbling brooks, running streams, and trees. The girls are wearing schoolgirl outfits while Miss Bodie has black leather boots, a blouse, glasses...that real stern teacher look. After about five minutes of tedium, Miss Bodie checks the time and announces that they have to return to the school. They have one problem, though. The car won't start (Most cars made in the 70's had this problem!). Miss Bodie opens the hood and finds that the car has an engine. They decide to go to the nearest house to find assistance. There is a cut to a house where two guys are trying to write a story about their sexual exploits. Miss Bodie and her charges arrive to find that the guys have no phone and no transportation, but they gladly invite the three to stay the night. Miss Bodie speaks with a fake European accent and has an eye for one of the shirtless studs. She tells the guys she is a science teacher and proceeds to get hammered on the "refreshments." "Just a little more for medicinal purposes," she slurs.