The Curiously Obsessive Peepshow - Bimbo Twist

The Curiously Obsessive Peepshow - Bimbo Twist

Back in '63, the Twist was the dance craze. For white folk, who couldn't dance their way out of a paper bag, someone thoughtfully invented this device: A board with a pivot under it and instructions written on it so you could "Twist" the night away. You could stand on it and learn the dance. Sounds boring, don't it? Not if you put two half-naked women on it. One is a hot redhead with a WWII hairdo a la The Andrew Sisters. The other is a short-haired, heavy-hootered honey. They do all kinds of "kinky" stuff with the board, which is borderline hysterical. For fans of lady wrestling, an impromptu match breaks out. The two look like they are having a lot of fun as the wrestling continues. This gives the camera a lot of interesting positions.

Leave it to Retro Seduction Cinema to sift through miles and miles of loops to come up with these gems of 60's erotica. And who better to critique these grubby little gems than yours truly, the "Lord of the Loops," 42nd Street Pete. Retro Seduction Cinema has added a few technical innovations to enhance your viewing experience. First there is the constant whine of a 16mm projector that threatens to break down any minute. Also, you can hear the sound of quarters being dropped into the slot. And finally, what would a porn film be without that awful canned music? Better, you say? Bullshit!! Thankfully, Retro SC got some pretty cool music by the Ubangis, The Pink Delicates, Don Mike, and VelvaPuss that adds to the sticky-floored, grindhouse ambiance of this disc. So now its time to journey back to the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, the beginning of the sexual revolution, those pre-hardcore days when this was all you could get. They were exciting times for those of us who lived through them. Originally these loops were viewed at the peep shows of Times Square. They were forbidden, and that's why we wanted to see them. Hardcore loops were real hard to find back then. They were sold out the back doors of Adult Book Stores, and selling or possessing them was jail time. Hard to believe that people actually did go to jail for what is now commonplace and big, big fucking business. So sit back, pop one open or fire one up, and check out some hot 60's style chicks. Pants are optional. Please note that all these loops are in color this time so I don't have to deal with all these young guys pitching a bitch about loops being black & white. The Paris Hilton DVD was black and green, cost 40 bucks, and you fuckers paid it, so there.