Wet Teens Vol. 1

With so many studios trying to do the "barely legal teen" thing these days, I suppose it was only inevitable that sooner or later one would come out that wasn't quite as hot as the others on the market. Such is the case with Simon Wolf's Wet Teens. It's an okay release, but there's nothing outstanding about it that would make me recommend it above other such titles on the market.

Wet Teens is yet another release in the new Simon Wolf Uncensored line of titles, and the only thing that sets this title apart from dozens of others is the fact that, once again, director Robert Herrera shows us both the before and after of the scene, rather than just the scene itself.

First up is Fallon, who is teamed with Steve Hatcher on a couch. After some mutual oral activity between the two, Steve gives it to her in the missionary, reverse cowgirl and spoon positions and then jerks his load onto her body.

Probably the best scene on the DVD is with Cherry, who dresses up in a schoolgirl outfit for Tyler Durden and goes at it with him on top of a piano bench (which must have been pretty sturdy for all they do on top of it!). Action here includes reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary - and concludes with a nice facial that lands on Cherry's tongue.

Next up is Felix (I think it's Felix Vicious, but I'm not positive), who is paired with Slim Shady in a rather average scene. I think it was at this point in the movie that I realized that director Herrera had made the cardinal mistake of directing porn. You just can't get cute girls and expect to have a hot video. The male talent has to be impressive as well, and the female talent has to be willing to get really wild on camera. That's the difference between what people like Jules Jordan and Vince Voyeur do with gonzo, and what we get here.

After another average scene between Naudia and Joey Ray, the movie ends with an appealing segment...not so much because the action is any more intense than the rest of the title, but because the girl - Julia - claims that her current boyfriend has no idea she is essentially cheating on him by filming a porn movie. She's paired with a guy named Frazer Luvitt, and takes it cowgirl, doggy and reverse cowgirl before receiving a facial.

While the video and audio are above average, I did notice that the colors here seemed a little over-saturated and the picture not quite as sharp as what we have seen on other Simon Wolf releases. As for bonuses, the DVD offers a behind the scenes featurette and five trailers for other Simon Wolf DVDs.

Wet Teens is far from a disaster, but it's a fairly average disc for this particular adult genre. Therefore, it only comes recommended to those who find one or more of the girls in this title particularly attractive. Otherwise, pick up one of Simon Wolf Uncensored's other releases, such as Young Pink or Dripping Wet Sex 5.