With President's Day right around the corner, we decided to cast the new presidential administration and First Family in their inaugural White House porn parody! Sure, there's already Trump parodies out there, but now that our new president has assembled his cast of characters to lead the country, we figured it was high time that big media figures like Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer were given their XXX-casting counterparts. Whether you love Trump or hate him, everyone can agree that this would be a porn for the history books.

Donald Trump – Evan Stone

For our Commander in Chief, the choice of Evan Stone was almost too obvious. Stone masterfully portrayed Trump already in the Hustler parody The Donald. Stone could have a lot of fun acting as now-President Trump, upping the wild antics from his Hustler role to accurately portray the President's wild first few weeks in office.

Melania Trump – Madison Ivy

Our new First Lady is a former supermodel and she's got the looks to prove it. Luckily for us, the gorgeous Madison Ivy has a very similar appearance to Melania Trump. If you just squint your eyes hard enough you won't be able to tell the difference!

Ivanka Trump – Aubrey Kate

The President's daughter is a successful businesswoman and, obviously, very beautiful. Well, so is Aubrey Kate! We're confident that Aubrey Kate could pull off Ivanka's style and grace with ease.

Mike Pence – Carl Hubay

There isn't a more appropriate pick on this list for the role of our Vice President than the incomparable Carl Hubay. Not only is Hubay a dead-ringer for our VP, but something tells me that Hubay would have no problem nailing Pence... the role, that is.

Kellyanne Conway – Puma Suede

The Counselor to President Trump, Kellyanne Conway, has definitely kept busy these past few weeks post-inauguration. I could see Puma Swede getting even busier wearing Conway's iconic red, white, and blue Inauguration Day outfit. Couldn't you?

Jeff Sessions – Max Hardcore

Our latest Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, was a controversial topic in the days leading up to his Cabinet appointment. Not unfamiliar with controversy himself, Max Hardcore would be a perfect fit for the role of our new AG.

Sean Spicer – Eric Masterson

While we're unsure where Eric Masterson stands on Sean Spicer's Twitter feud with Dippin' Dots ice cream, we're confident that Masterson could pull off a fairly good rendition of the Press Secretary. Maybe not Melissa McCarthy good, but good enough for a porn.

Steve Bannon – Tim Von Swine

There's a porn star doppelganger for everyone, and Tim Von Swine just so happens to be Steve Bannon's. I challenge you to come up with a better one.

Dina Powell – Gracie Glam

Gracie Glam is known as an elegant and consistent performer. Much like Dina, Gracie Glam's persona likes the finer things in life.

Ben Carson – Tyler Knight

Tyler is fiercely dedicated to picking up his ladies in scenes, just like Carson is dedicated to his Candy.

Elaine Chao – Saya Song

While Elaine Chao is much older than Saya Song, we thought Saya might play a younger version of the Secretary of Transportation.

Jared Kushner – Marcelo

Marcelo usually has his tongue in the asses of powerful people.

Rick Perry – Steven St. Croix

One of the ultimate character actors, Steven St. Croix is well-suited to play Mr. Perry. Couldn’t you just see him in a cowboy hat, talking about the great state of Texas and how much he wants to shoot skeet?

Betsy Devos – Jodi West

Jodi West is no stranger to pretending to be an educator in her scenes, so it would certainly be fitting for West to take on the role of a more MILF-y Secretary of Education.


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