Typically when we review a movie, we have one of our staff watch and give us their honest assessment of the movie's plot, sex scenes, and whether the movie is worthy of your precious HotMovies minutes. However, when we got the exclusive remastered re-release of Radley Metzger's classic swingers' tale, Score, popular performers Lita Lecherous and Kaiia Eve reached out to HM's social media manager, Judy Hologram, and asked if they could review the movie together for us.

Lita Lecherous Kaiia Eve
Lita Lecherous & Kaiia Eve

Always looking to collaborate with performer guest writers, we were more than happy to let the ladies give us their critiques of this movie we're so excited about! Check out what they thought of this 1974 classic title below.

Radley Metzger's Score (1974)

Lita Lecherous: Going into this viewing experience, I was not aware that Score was a softcore porno. Having explored some Radley Metzger films with a friend, I guess I was expecting something a little more hardcore. As far as spank material, this movie didn't really do it for me. I do, however, enjoy porn with a good story, and boy does Score have a sultry one. Two hot newlyweds pursued by an older queer couple relentlessly competing for their affections? Yes please.

Kaiia Eve: Definitely, I was expecting quite a bit more fucking and actual penetration; however, the lack thereof didn't ruin it for me in the jerk-off department. This film I'd say was definitely more along the lines of softcore erotic fetish. Over the the last few years of my sexual exploration, I have found I can get off with just viewing fetish opposed to hardcore porn. The taboo plot, and a more experienced swinger couple racing each other to see who can fuck a member of this younger monogamous couple first: HOT!

Lita: We are first introduced to our main characters Elvira and Jack, an older swinger couple who are tired of hooking up with the couples they find in ads. The couple is shown having aggressive, over-the-top sex in various positions for a quick couple of minutes as the first sex scene in the film. It's very silly and not a very long scene, but we see they're clearly enthusiastic about fucking.

Kaiia: Hell yeah, the introduction is narrated by a woman with such a nice voice I could absolutely masturbate to it. She tells us about the town and the older couple, Elvira and Jack, and shows them fucking—again: HOT! The names of the second younger couple that they race to fuck are Betsy and Eddie.

Lita: Elvira is a total MILF who was literally raised by nuns, and she's dead-set on seducing naive, married Betsy. It was insanely hot watching this older lesbian cougar pursuing a shy girl-next-door type. I loved how the director drew out the sexual tension between these two characters for almost the entire film, because it definitely pays off later.

Something else I enjoyed about this movie is the overt sexual innuendos and implications at every possible turn. We enjoyed a giggle watching her stroke the repairman's hammer pre-blowjob, but we didn't even get to see the blowjob!

Kaiia: Oh dude, it was such a bummer when there was no actual blowjob, and it was so minimal there actually wasn't enough for me to masturbate to. However, if I were strictly focusing on the fetish of it, I could potentially get off to some of the foot fetish and outfit choices they put Elvira in. In the actual sex scene that had the repairman, Mike Nixon and Elvira honestly reminded me of a less-aggressive wrestling scene.

Lita: While I appreciated the sexual tension and fetish aspects of the film, I am a very horny, raunchy individual. I needed to see some actual sex before this night was through! Fortunately, there was about to be the hottest scene in the movie.

Like I said earlier, I enjoy a good story, and this one helped redeem the film a lot for me. The dinner-party scene is where things start to get spicy, where we see both of the couples getting stoned. We watched this movie together on 4/20; what a happy coincidence! It was so funny watching them get all horny after smoking. The couples get naked and dress up in costumes, and play chopsticks on the piano.

Radley Metzger's Score (1974) Radley Metzger's Score (1974)

Kaiia: There is some mommy kink attached to Betsy which is totally hot. Once they're all real stoned they all decide to play dress-up. Eddie and Jack had been flirting since the younger couple first came over for the dinner. As the evening gets to the part of them playing dress-up, Eddie is in a cowboy outfit, Betsy slips into this lingerie-teddy-pantyhose little number, and Elvira shows kinky leather studded cuffs.

Lita: Eventually, after some more joints and dinner, Elvira and Jack get each of their perspective lovers alone. We start to see each of the pairs kiss, and then a flashback and forth between each enjoying a sultry, yet very softcore, sex scene. As a queer performer, I also really enjoyed that everyone in this film fucks. It isn't too often you find a porn with a gay scene and a lesbian scene in it!

Radley Metzger's Score (1974) Radley Metzger's Score (1974)

Kaiia: The bi and queer aspect of the film really made it that much more enjoyable and definitely another key point wherein I could easily masturbate. Old-school poppers are shown getting them hornier than smoking, and relaxed enough to finally push over to that edge of pure seduction. There was some mommy-domming with the strap-on—a power exchange between them which finally led Betsy to being able to open up so when...

Lita: ...we see a cut scene of Betsy wearing a strap-on and pegging her husband passionately, and quickly realize he's fantasizing about his wife while having sex with a man. In my opinion that was the hottest scene in the whole film: seeing this innocent quiet girl just totally throwing a strap. Then the movie gets even weirder as Betsy is seemingly stuck a stoned nympho and wants to stay longer and have more sex with another couple. I love that for her!

Radley Metzger's Score (1974) Radley Metzger's Score (1974)

Kaiia: It was a very transformative scene which was great for a porn film to have in my opinion. Like there was meaning behind the whole purpose of the film as opposed to now most DVDs are just scenes broken up into different, unrelated-yet-same themed scenes... so I really appreciated how artistic this film was on top of the plot being easy to follow, and taboo.

Lita: I'd say that Score was an interesting film with a lot of camp fun, but I'd like to watch something raunchier next movie night with Kaiia!

Kaiia: Overall, for me, it was a good artsy film, I just wish there was actual penetration… I'm horny!

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