Series: X Play Parody: Not The ...
Disc Set: Not The Cosbys XXX
Director: Will Ryder
Approximate Running Time: 02:29:10
2010 Urban Spice Award Winner -Parody of The Year
2010 AVN Award Winner for Best Parody
Once again Will Ryder has taken a classic sitcom and treated it well. The sets are good, the clothes are good and the music is great. The script is authentic and there is enough character driven fantasy appeal to the scenes to make it work. If you are a fan of this genre, then Cosbys is a must-see. If you aren't a fan you might become one after this. The movie won a 2009 AVN Award for Best Comedy and 2010 Urban X Award winner Parody of the Year.
After Denise talks to her father and then her older sister about whether or not to fuck her man, she heads up to her bedroom to work out a few things between her legs. What is up with Ryder taking the hottest girl in his cast and putting her in a solo scene to kick off these movies? It's like his version of Hitchcock popping up in every flick. Not that I'm complaining. Misty is really good looking and gets down to some serious finger play. She spreads her long legs wide, lubes up her pussy and rubs her hands all over her aching twat before turning her fabulous ass upwards to give us a view as she fingers her slit and teases her butthole. Misty breaks out her favorite toy, sucks it for a while and then lets it work its magic inside of her sweet folds.
At the slumber party, Denise is shocked to see her friends getting naked. Her man makes a move and she storms out. Sarah rushes right over to Dick, gives him a kiss and drops right to her knees to sample that big cock. Quickly joined by Jaelyn, this becomes a two blonde on one black cock session before you can say racial harmony. Jenny and Lana are getting it on over on the couch while Tori is inhaling Jay's stiff meat. The action moves around quite a bit to follow the fun. Lana goes a little cock crazy for Jay, but Jaelyn is really the girl who goes nuts. This chick chokes on black dick while riding Sarah's face. Everything here is fantastic. The girls look amazing, the sex is energetic and fun, Lana is fucking gorgeous. There is just no way to give everyone the attention they deserve. So enjoy this group scene for what it is a well shot, fast paced orgy with wall to wall eye candy and better energy than you would ever expect to see in a feature. The shared cumshots cap the action perfectly.
Theo and Cock Roach blow off a Knicks game to crash the slumber party. They weren't invited, but Tori is hot for cock and as soon as the room clears out, she goes right after Theo. She takes his pants down and licks his hard cock like she's a very hungry girl. Tori mounts up for reverse cowgirl and shows us why she is one of the most popular girls in the biz. He fucks her hard from every angle and then shoots a big load right into her pretty mouth.
On a tour of Hillman, Claire tells Denise about the crush she had on a handsome soccer player back in school. He gets her out of her dress and spanks that fine ass. This is a nice way to get Claire in on the action without having her step out on her man. See, its good family-values porn. She gives some really good head and isn't afraid to go deep without all the fake gagging, porno bullshit. You have to love the way she arches her back and shows off her ass while she sucks. We get additional ass shots when she is on top riding that cock. Monica works her hips like she may never let him go and puts on a hot show in the process. The energy here is really good and she looks fantastic with her legs pushed up to her shoulders while he drives deep into that tight black pussy. They finish out with a nice big facial all over her closed mouth. We always knew that Claire was a wild thing.
The whole family is gone leaving Vanessa to hang out with Cock Roach. He suggests that they play sin the bottle and she gives it a try. It's fun and easy with two people, but he recommends they advance to the next phase. Melody is a cute girl with great tits and enough body ink to make her seem a bit out of place for 1980's suburbia. Never mind, check out that ass. She'll do just fine. Her hair is a little disconcerting, but little Vanessa sucks dick like a grown up girl. Hell she even knows to focus on the balls to keep her man happy. She's got a great smile that we get to see as she looks back and pumps him in doggy, arching her back nicely while taking every inch into her pink. Who knew that Vanessa would lose her virginity before big sis? Melody turns around and rides that cock like an old pro, bouncing on him hard until he can't take it anymore. They go for spoon and then she drops to the floor to let him drip his load onto her tongue.
Tired of being the last virgin in school Misty invites over a college guy she met and takes him mom and dad's bedroom. Taking out his cock she licks it slowly up and down, savoring it like she truly enjoys the taste. Misty is so fucking cute that I just stared at the screen for a long time watching her suck dick. She does it with great skill and a tremendous longing. Scott moves in and makes a meal out of her sweet chocolate taco. That virgin hole is nicely shaved, all wet and ready for cock. It slides right in and she gives a fair amount of dirty talk as she lets him know how good it feels. We get some great ass shots she gets on top. Her pretty asshole is winking at us as she lets him slam up into her pussy. You have to hand it to the Huxtable girls. When they lose their virginity, they do so with a lot of energy and style. Good close up pussy shots during the reverse cowgirl. They close perfectly with a big shot right in her mouth and all over her face.
Bonus: There are a lot of bonus features to enjoy on this one. Best of all we get three bonus scenes. Watch Teagan, Brynn and Jenna Haze fuck from three other outstanding X Play titles. This is three additional hot scenes and makes a perfect bonus. There is also a funny commentary track on the main disc. Disc 2 has slide shows, trailers and 10 different BTS segments.
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Cast & Stars: Not The Cosbys XXX - Disc One
Comments on Not The Cosbys XXX - Disc One
I've been looking over my impossibly long list of movies to review the last couple of days and have decided to tackle a couple that I really should have watched by now including Not the Cosbys XXX.
Because it's my job to watch porn, I feel like there are certain movies that I MUST watch and this is one of them. There are a billion spoofs out there, but it seems like this is one that got a lot of buzz and I'm really interested to see Thomas Ward as Bill Cosby because I think it's really interesting that the cast a comedian as a major character and he doesn't get naked! Ward was brilliant and added so much to this porno without taking his pants off.
This one plays out like a single episode - basically Denise, played by the lovely Misty Stone, is ready to trade in her V card but wants it to be "special." Didn't we all... Anyways, we quickly learn that she's in touch with her sexuality from a smokin' hot solo scene that starts off the movie. It's a good chance to really appreciate Stone as she gets herself off with a textured purple vibe.
Next up is an orgy, which while pretty hot, didn't really fit in for me. Denise storms out before things get started and then it's just a bunch of white people getting it on. Jenny Hendrix stood out for me, but I really want this to be more about the Cosbys...
Scene three is one of my favorites. I love Tyler Knight and Tori Black and they definitely are into each other. Plus, who didn't fantasize about getting it on with Theo back in the day? Once Theo peels off his amazing 80s shirt, Black goes down on him and we get some nice POV shots. By the time she sits on his fat dick, I had totally forgotten about the second scene not fitting into my idea of what this movie should be!
The rest of the movie is pretty good, but I really want to talk about the last scene where Denise finally gives it up! Scott Lyons is the lucky dude and, after seeing that awesome stone washed jean jacket, I'm not surprised she picked him. I don't know much about Lyons, but all of my focus was on Stone anyways, so I've got no complaints about him. Denise really shines, but for some reason I doubt that was really her first time!
Overall, this is a really great movie even though I think it's kind of weird that almost every scene was interracial. That's probably an unfortunate sign of what sells in this business. Regardless, the sex was hot, the plot was well acted and funny and the outfits were amazing. This is one of the best spoofs I've seen this year!
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