This Ain't Glee XXX
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2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Parody - Comedy.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Actor - Chad Diamond.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Supporting Actress - Tara Lynn Foxx.
2011 AVN Award Winner for Best Music Soundtrack.
2011 AVN Award Winner for Best Original Song.
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Screenplay - Adapted.
With choreographed dances, porn stars belting out harmonious melodies, and sex scenes that left even the crew in a state of ecstasy, director Axel Braun and his team of trained professionals have certainly made porn-musical history.
Filmed on a series of sets that resemble Fox's Glee, Hustler Video's amazing cast of divas and divos, go to the extreme in creating a truly symphonic and lust-filled experience. If you're already a fan of the hit TV show, you won't believe your eyes and ears when you see Hustler Video's parody. Who knew these porn stars harbored so much talent! Not only can they suck and fuck like a pro, but their singing skills give even Matthew Morrison and Leah Michele a run for their money.
Andy San Dimas plays the proper and precocious Rachel who, in Hustler Video's spoof of Glee, lusts after and eventually seduces her music teacher, Will, played by newcomer and former rap artist, Chad Diamond. In addition, Nicki Hunter fans can expect to see their favorite blonde dom dressed up in the role of Sue, the ever-ruthless and competitive gym coach, who seduces and dominates her on-camera student and Asian sensation, Miko Sinz. So thank goodness for Hustler Video, because now you can watch all of your favorite Glee characters parodied by porn stars and engage in some seriously intense carnal fun!
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I have been waiting to see this porn since I first got wind of it via twitter back during auditions. I love Glee (who doesn't??) and thought there were a billion funny directions a spoof could take.
I do have to admit that while I was initially a bit worried about the fact that this is a show about younger high school kids, I quickly realized that the XXX stars are actually younger than the majority of the performers in the actual show. Plus porn = fantasy and the 99.9% of us that weren't the all-state quarterback or head cheerleader have probably at some point dreamed of getting it on with one or the other!
On to the porno! First, let me just say how awesome it is that Andy San Dimas plays Rachel in Axel Braun's interpretation. I love that lady and hope she takes home the Best Actress AVN Award for this performance a few days from now.
It's not until scene three that we get to see Rachel get a little dirty, although she's surely not the star of the scene. As you probably could have guessed, Glee's star has a thing for her teacher Will (played by newcomer Chad Diamond) but it seems he's got his eyes on someone else.
What happens next was pretty damn awesome, just because it never freaking happens. Will and Scarlet Faye fuck while Rachel masturbates in the background. I was waiting for the scene to explode into a threesome the whole time, it never happened and it was awesome. I know that sounds weird, but after watching XXX for five years it's really nice to be surprised once in a while. Plus, I'll never get sick of watching San Dimas touch herself!
If that sounds horribly disappointing to you, all you have to do is fast-forward to the final scene to see Will and Rachel bone. After honoring The Police by adapting one of their classic songs and performing "Don't Cum All Over Me" the two get it on in a seedy office. San Dimas plays the skin flute before getting bent over the desk.
The other scene that stood out to me is the first, with Nicki Hunter's Sue Sylvester strapping on a big black cock and giving it to Asian hottie Miko Sinz. I have a feeling Jane Lynch would appreciate the interpretation of her break out character. I loved how Sinz was initially intimidated, and who wouldn't be, but she opens up (literally, I suppose) as the scene progresses.
Overall, this is a really great spoof and a fine example of why Braun is one of my favorite directors working. Not only did they capture the essence of the show and a lot of hot XXX, but they cast adult performers who could sing and dance as well! It's nice to see a few of my favorites show off just how talented they are.