Fixed Gears Fast Girls
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Scenes 1 and 2
Alright, we are back from our week o’ horror porn and ready to bring you so much sexy action, with far less blood and guts. Instead of ghouls, today we offer up some Fixed Gears and Fast Girls with this new release from Girlfriends Films. Directed by the fabulous Madison Young and featuring Dylan Ryan and Billie Sweet, among others, I know we are in for such a treat!
Before I even get into the sex, I just need to talk about how queer bike messenger porno is totally freaking hot! Holy late ‘90s, San Francisco, Michelle Tea/Lynnee Breedlove-esque fantasy fodder! I feel like I am stuck in a Team Dresch song that I can’t get out of, and really that is totally fine by me. Anyway, back to the banging. Within minutes a couple of sexy bike mechanics (Eden Alexander and Maxine Holloway) are going at it with new messenger Annika Amour watching and learning the tricks of the trade. I love that everything is going on right in the shop! I’d be totally bummed if this movie said it would be about hot dyke bike messengers, and then just end up being a bunch of folks fucking in beds. Soon Annika is pulled into the action and needs to prove herself as the newbie on the block, which she does by ejaculating all over their workroom chair. Yep, she’ll do what it takes to get the job done!
Next up Billie Sweet is working away in her sewing shop, making her sewing machine purr like a kitten. She is awaiting Dante, a sweet, tattooed messenger queer. When Dante doesn’t show on time, she tries to leave but ends up with a flat tire. What a bummer! Thankfully Dante actually shows up and brings her more than just a delivery. They start off making out and getting a little rough from the get go. And obviously because I am me, I have to mention the giant octopus stuffed animal they are banging next to – seriously, it’s amazing. Dante wastes no time and gets to undressing Billie and biting her nipples hard. Yum. I absolutely love that Billie keeps her green, peep-toe pumps on the entire time, no matter how naked she gets and that they show Dante taking off their boots and strapping-on. There is just something so real and sexy about that!
Because I am running out of time for the day, and I really want to review this whole movie, I will make sure to review scenes 3 and 4 a different time.
Just know that this movie is awesome and if you like hot queers fucking, you will like this!
Scenes 3 and 4
Instead of our usual method of staggering our scene-by-scene reviews a few days apart for varieties sake, today I am throwing caution to the wind and reviewing the same movie – two days in a row. Gasp! I know, I am a rebel. Anyway, that said, I am reviewing scenes 3 and 4 of Fixed Gears Fast Girls today, and I, for one, am pretty excited about it. I mean really, I get a second day of hot queer bike messengers, who am I to complain?
In my review of the first half of this flick, I made sure to mention that this movie is directed by the awesome Madison Young, who never fails to offer up the hottest sex imaginable on screen. Young makes the perfect pairings, always getting delicious chemistry and explosive orgasms out of the performers. Whenever I see her name in the director slot, I know that I am about to watch something outstanding – and this movie is no exception.
While Eden Alexander, Maxine Holloway, Annika Amour, Billie Sweet and Dante all got busy in scenes 1 and 2, the second part of this movie features Dylan Ryan and Arabelle Raphael going at it, and Juliette March playing with the lovely Maggie Mayhem. Yum and yum!
First up is scene 3, with Dylan as a bratty bike messenger delivering a package of banged up baked sweets to Wicked Grounds coffee shop (a kinky café and boutique in San Francisco) and Arabelle as an unimpressed barista. Dylan drops the damaged goods off, offering up a bad attitude too boot, which, of course, leads to boning and smearing each other with the icing off the treats. (Are they cupcakes? Donuts? I can’t tell!) Soon these horndogs move away from the counter and end up utilizing the café’s furniture. It makes perfect sense to me. I have a feeling that anyone who patronizes Wicked Grounds would probably be thrilled to know that folks were fucking on the chairs they sit in.
Dylan wastes absolutely no time getting Arabelle stripped down and covered in kisses, from her mouth, down to her full tits, and over to her beautiful, round ass. Dylan knows exactly how to make her moan! Plus, there is a full-circle poetry to having Arabelle’s face pressed into the spokes of a bike tire that she’s leaning again on the wall. Nice work, Madison.
Soon we get to see that Dylan has been packing heat this whole time in the form of a hard, thick cock in her pants, which Arabelle is only too happy to stick in her mouth and then hop onto for a ride. It looks like the chair they are on may break into pieces, but it surprisingly holds up through the rough fuckfest. Plus Dylan Ryan looks like a total boss sitting in that random, high-backed, leather rolling chair, especially with Arabelle perched on her strapped-on dick.
Then out of nowhere Arabelle grabs her own harness and cock and gives Dylan what’s coming to her bratty ass. First she gets Dylan on her knees and has her give that dick a thorough blowjob. Soon Dylan is leaned over a table, getting screwed from behind by a very eager Arabelle. Good thing she has her bike to hold on to so she can keep herself steady. And it’s back to the rickety executive chair, with Dylan taking her ride this time. Back to the table and hand replaces cock, with Dylan rubbing her clit to a huge, mid-blowing orgasm. Man, oh man, that was four paragraphs work of amazing sex!
And onward to scene 4, the last of the movie, featuring Juliette March with a special spermy delivery for the ovulating Maggie Mayhem. Only Juliette doesn’t exactly know that yet… Maggie is a little “woo” about the whole thing and ends up talking Juliette into the action. Seriously, she says “touch my heart chakra,” which is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard in porn. I am totally in love with this movie just on that.
It isn’t too long before both ladies and naked – other than Juliette’s awesome fingerless gloves. I am a big fan of how this movie features hot sex with a few accessories left on. Too bad Juliette’s platform boots with wooden heels didn’t make the cut to stay on. Finally the gloves come off as Juliette gets her hands deeper into Maggie’s waiting pussy. My favorite part of this scene is definitely when Maggie is fucking Juliette with one hand and rubbing her own clit with the other, as Juliette has her own hand on her clit. There is so much amazing moaning going on – it’s the best!
After a whole bunch of hardcore strapped-on pounding and lots of amazing orgasms, Maggie brings out a blindfold and a Hitachi for Juliette and a turkey baster full of sperm for herself. There is a whole strange blindfolded insemination thing that happens, that I admit is unexpected, and definitely steams from queers making fun of themselves, which, of course I think is hilarious and amazing.
Whatever scene you decide to watch, you totally need to check this movie out. Two very excited thumbs up from this reviewer!